Stuff Your Stockings and Other Orifices with New Toys from GWAR This Holiday Season

Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy! GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu! The original Cuttlefish was slightly larger and every bit as appetizing as a burrito … Continue reading Stuff Your Stockings and Other Orifices with New Toys from GWAR This Holiday Season

GWAR Announces Fall Leg Of “The Black Death Rager World Tour”

2022 has been the year of GWAR, and there are no signs of that stopping anytime soon.  Today your Lords and Masters are pleased to announce the fall leg of “The Black Death Rager World Tour,” in support of their critically acclaimed masterwork “The New Dark Ages,” which is out on CD and digital via the band’s label Pit Records.  The tour starts off September 10th, with an appearance at the Blue Ridge Rock Fest in Alton, VA and runs through November 3rd in Baltimore, MD.   A complete list of dates can be found below.  Support on the tour will be provided by Light the … Continue reading GWAR Announces Fall Leg Of “The Black Death Rager World Tour”

GWAR Announces Scumdogs 30th Anniversary Tour!!!

Human Scum, have you received your 5G chip implan-…we mean ‘vaccine’ yet? Now that you’ve gotten your shot in the arm, GWAR will give you a shot in the mouth (of spew) this fall as they return to the road in North America. The first part of the “Scumdogs 30th Anniversary Tour” will kick off September 16th with a show in the band’s adopted hometown of Richmond, VA and will run through September 19th in Pittsburgh, PA and also includes a stop at RiotFest. This tour will see GWAR playing the “Scumdogs of the Universe” record in its entirety. Support on the headline shows will come from Madball and Eyehategod. The band then returns to the … Continue reading GWAR Announces Scumdogs 30th Anniversary Tour!!!

GWAR’s “Disc With No Name” Out Today

GWAR’s latest opus “Disc With No Name,” is out today on Pit Records. The band worked tirelessly on this acoustic masterpiece during last year’s “GWARantine,” and it is finally available for puny pathetic human ears.  Blóthar the Berserker says “When Sleazy P. Martini suggested we do something “unplugged” I was confused. It took me forever to get it plugged in the first place. Turns out he wanted us to record a few GWAR tunes, stripped down to chords, harmony and emotion. Now that I understand what’s going on, I’m thrilled with the project. I was finally able to release my inner Joni Mitchell. I … Continue reading GWAR’s “Disc With No Name” Out Today